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Museum of the recent present.

Jokes, labelled like a national collection.

Please do not touch the exhibits. Do share them.

AI wrote my CV.

AI screened my CV.

AI rejected my CV.

I was not involved.

Untitled (Closed Loop), 2025Applicant tracking systems, both sides

Gift of every job seeker since 2024.

thank you so much!! you are the best

You’re welcome! Anything else?

Me, being polite to the machine. Just in case.

Insurance Policy, 2024Manners, hedged

The chatbot does not remember. The habit is for us.

2016: learn to code.

2026: learn to plumb.

Career Advice (Reprise), 2026Two decades of advice posts

Hands-on trades fill the bottom of Microsoft’s 2025 AI applicability rankings.

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Hero Section, 2026Venture capital on a light background

Collected in the field by people who sell software for a living.

We wanted machines to wash the dishes so we could paint.

The machines paint.

We wash the dishes.

The Trade, 2024Domestic labour, unredistributed

After a widely shared post by the author Joanna Maciejewska, who wanted AI to do her laundry and dishes so she could make art and write. She got the reverse. Source ↗

ManagerDid you write this, or did AI?

MeYes.

Authorship, 2026Plausible deniability

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